Watch The Invention Of Lying Download' title='Watch The Invention Of Lying Download' />Ricky Gervais. The Website of Ricky Gervais. Obviously. BLOGBLOG 1. Directed by Ricky Gervais, Matthew Robinson. With Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jonah Hill, Louis C. K. A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a. NASA astronaut and biochemist Peggy Whitson will return to Earth as the planets new record holder for longest time cumulatively spent on space by an American or a. AUGUST 2. 01. 7. I took the Proust questionnaire for Vanity Fair. Another thing ticked on my bucket list. What is your idea of perfect happiness Playing with a dog. And were both drunk. M. What is your favorite journey I like flying to New York from London. Its like a day off for me. No phone or e mails. Food, wine, i. Pod, movies, snoozing. And then New YorkWhat do you consider the most overrated virtue Patience. On what occasion do you lie On many. Always to do with why I cant make a social function. To tell the truth in such situations would be devastating and pointless. Can you imagine No, I cant come to your party, because you live too far away and most of your friends are morons. What do you dislike most about your appearance I guess, overall, I wish everything didnt sag so much these days. Which words or phrases do you most overuseSorry. I thought babies could swim. What do you consider your greatest achievement Working my way up from nothing without punching anyone in the face. What is your greatest regret That I didnt punch more people in the face. What is your current state of mind Im stressed about whether my answers to these questions are honest, interesting, or funny. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be Wings would be useful. Where would you like to live Ive been lucky enough to be able to choose exactly where I want to live. I live in Hampstead, in London, and have a little country retreat on the river in Buckinghamshire. I live on the Upper East Side near Central Park when Im in New York. Watch Lost Cat Corona 4Shared. If I couldnt live in any of those places, Bath springs to mind. What is your most marked characteristic Id like to say its my intelligence, wit, integrity, and charm. But its probably for others to decide. Theyd say cocky, outspoken, troublemaker. What do you most value in your friends Its hard to narrow it down, because I want them to have a bit of everything humor, kindness, integrity, intelligence, tolerance they need lots of that. But if I had to choose just one it would probably be loyalty. Who are your favorite writersCharles Dickens, J. D. Salinger, Carl Sagan, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens. Who is your favorite hero of fiction Old Testament God. Proper fucking psycho. Why the fuck did I give these morons free will Drown the motherfuckers. How would you like to die In my sleep, dreaming that Im saving a puppy from a burning building. What is your mottoRelax. No one else knows what theyre doing, either. YOU CAN READ THIS ARTICLE AT SOURCE HERE AT VANITYFAIR. COM. BLOG 2. 1 MARCH 2. I am on tour. Its going very well indeed. Thanks for asking. BLOG 2. 3 DECEMBER 2. What a fucking year. It started really well. I insulted loads of snowflakes at the Golden Globes. The same night, as I gleefully read the love and outrage on Twitter, I found out that my musical hero and friend, David Bowie, had passed away. Theres nothing I can say to add to the mans legacy and iconic status as an artist and human being but he died as he lived privately and with unbelievable grace and dignity. Oh, and he still had time to churn out one of the best and most innovative albums of the year. Fuck January. Lets not even talk about Trump and Brexit. Damn. I just did. I chose the best and worst year to return to stand up. Its great in the sense that theres lots of shit for me to rant about, but its bad in the sense that my schtick has always been playing the arrogant, misinformed know it all, who says the wrong thing. Its worked well for me. But now I worry half the room agrees with those things without seeing the irony. Its a tricky one. Still. Fuck it. Humanity is turning out to be my best stand up yet. I think its because truth is so important now. Anyway, Ill be touring the show in various cities around the world that have 5 star hotels near to large venues. It was also the year that David Brent returned. Well, in the UK and Australia. The rest of the world gets it in February on Netflix. Thats all I can remember about 2. I was drunk. BLOG 5 SEPTEMBER 2. So as the promo for Life On The Road dies down I start working on my next stand up tour. Its called Humanity and the general theme seems to be me moaning about everything in the world from the most privileged position imaginable. Ive done a few warm ups and its definitely in the best shape of any of my shows at this stage at least. I also plan to do more warm ups than usual as I want this to be my best show ever and possibly my last. Never say never, but with that attitude it will make me put every ounce of my soul into it. Itll probably take over a year to play everywhere in the world I want to play though. Im also thinking of not being so eager to commit the show to DVD or TV Special, so that I can tour it for longer. Ill also be promoting Life On The Road as it comes out on Netflix and DVD around the globe and of course Im hoping that the album is the gift that keeps on giving. Ill also do the odd live concert when my hairy band are available. The 7. 00. 0 tickets for the two gigs at Hammersmith sold out in 1. I guess I should do a few more soon. Stay tuned. BLOG 2. JULY 2. 01. 6. So, whats happening in this crazy business we call show Well, I got nominated for my 2. EMMY this week. Thats a record for a British comedian. I should be very proud. But what this actually means is, after 2 wins, Im probably about to lose for the 2. Still, mustnt grumble. Did some more new material nights for my next stand up tour, Humanity, and they were the best yet. They were at the Leicester Sq theatre which is my new favourite small venue. The general theme of the show seems to be me complaining about people complaining all the time. Im doing some more next month, so Ill keep you posted. The two David Brent gigs at the Hammersmith Apollo sold out in 1. Mental. If you missed out on that you can win tickets to the Life On The Road premiere here at davidbrentsongbook. Finally, another pointless poll for you to be a part of. Obviously, you should vote for that incredible show The Office. Vote here at Radio. Times. comBLOG 7 JULY 2. As you may know, you can now book tickets at davidbrent movie. Life On The Road in UK cinemas. You can also order the album, which is released the same day as the movie on August 1. If you pre order the album on download at i. Tunes, you instantly get Lady Gypsy and Life On The Road. You can of course buy any track individually without buying the whole album, but that would be madness. Heres the video for Lady Gypsy. Oh, and lets not forget the David Brent Songbook it comes out a week before the movie and the album and you can pre order it now on Amazon. BLOG 2. 1 JUNE 2. So the full Life On The Road trailer has been released and its gone down a storm. Hope everyone likes the actual movie as much. It has a slightly different feel to The Office in as much as documentary making has changed. The goings on at Wernham Hogg were based on those quaint doc soaps of the 9. Now, reality shows reflect a new ruthlessness towards being famous, where people are willing to live their life like an open wound to stay in the limelight. Brent is pretty much the same but the world has changed around him. I think people will feel a bit more empathy towards him now hes older, more tragic and nicer than todays average rep in this new dog eat dog environment. Hes still an embarrassing prat but deep down hes ok. On July 1st youll be able to pre order tickets for the movie in UK cinemas and also pre order the double album. BLOG 1. 8 MAY 2. So, I completed work on Life On The Road and Im about to complete the double album too. I have never been more exited about a project or more impatient to release it to the public. Were releasing the first single in July and youll be able to pre order the album and buy tickets to UK cinemas on the same day. The movie and the album come out on August 1. Watch Record Setting NASA Astronaut Peggy Whitson Return to Earth Tonight. NASA astronaut and biochemist Peggy Whitson will return to Earth as the planets new record holder for longest time cumulatively spent on space by an American or a woman this weekend, touching down in a Russian Soyuz capsule in Kazakhstan at 7 2. Eastern. Whitson has spent the last nine and a half months in Earth orbit on the International Space Station, per the Washington Post, and counting her previous flights, will have logged 6. During her current mission, she also set the world record for oldest woman in space at 5. As the Post noted, she is also the only female astronaut to have commanded the ISS twice. According to the Post, one of the colleagues returning with her has spent even longer in the aether Russian cosmonaut Fyodor Yurchikhin, who has cumulatively spent eight more days aloft than Whitson at 6. The current world record holder, cosmonaut Gennady Padalka, spent some 8. Russians have long dominated both cumulative and single flight durations in space the single longest spaceflight record holder is Valeri Polyakov, who spent just short of 4. As Tech. Crunch noted, Whitson was scheduled to return in June but happily accepted an invitation to stay on the ISS longer when Russian space agency Roscosmos canceled a joint mission to the station earlier in 2. Also accompanying Whitson and Yurchikhin on their way home is US astronaut Jack Fischer, who will have spent 1. Whitson wrote she will hugely miss the freedom of floating and moving with the lightest of touch, especially those first few days after my return when gravity will especially SUCK, the Post reported. She will also miss the enchantingly peaceful limb of our Earth, adding, Until the end of my days, my eyes will search the horizon to see that curve. Watch Whitson, Yurchikhin and Fischers return in real time via NASAs live feed below.