Erotica Sex Story: Patty, a young coed, discovers that Bobby, her 18 yo brother, has become a man while she was away at University. Is he fucking his cute girlfriend.

Legendary Punishments that Kids Couldn't Forget if they Tried. I admit it. I’m a wimp when it comes to doling out punishments. I don’t want to take away the big moments, like the sleepovers or the the birthday parties, and I don’t want to threaten anything that might ruin my day too. I tend to stick to small livable punishments like “no dessert” or taking away Mazzy’s American Girl Doll for a night, which they seem to be pretty devastated by… But then sometimes I think, maybe if I actually hauled them out of a restaurant in the middle of the meal one time, they’d be a lot better behaved in restaurants now?

Last week, I asked people on the Mommy Shorts facebook page to tell me the harshest parenting ultimatum they ever followed through on. Or… the biggest threat they remember their parents following through on when they were kids. I wanted to hear the stuff family legends are made of.

You guys didn’t disappoint. Legendary Punishments that Kids Couldn’t Forget If They Tried. The Not- So- Great Adventure“My dad actually turned the car around on the way to Great Adventure when we were kids.

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This, after we drove from LI to NJ and could almost see the roller coasters. Lesson learned!” – Diane.

No More Bouncy Ball For You“The kids were fighting over a bouncy ball in the car on the way home from school. I warned them that if they didn’t figure out a way to share it, then neither of them would get it. When my four year- old exclaimed once again that the ball was HIS and he would NOT be sharing it, I pulled the car over, walked back to his door, peeled the ball out of his hand and threw it as hard as I could into a nearby yard.

I got back into the car without a word and kept driving. Felt amazing.” – Saushan. The Opposite of Screen Time“I was taking the kids to the park and they started fighting. After I told them to “knock it off” three times, I said if they didn’t knock it off, I would turn the car around, go home and then sit and stare at a blank TV for two hours.

My oldest punched his sister. I turned the car around, we went home, and we stared at that blank TV screen for two hours. Just like I said we would.”  –Scarlett.

Someone else will appreciate these toys“I took all (and I mean ALL) my daughters’ toys and donated them to Goodwill. I had always just bagged them up, but they knew the bags would just go in my room and they would eventually get everything back. Nope. Not this time. They learned to keep toys off the floor after that.” – Angela.

The abandoned bus stop“I used to tell my kids that the people waiting for the bus on the side of the road were left there by their parents because they couldn’t behave in the car. They never tested me after that!” – Elizabeth. The Long Walk Home“I put my sons (ages 4 and 6) out of the car and made them walk behind the minivan (on the sidewalk) until we got home (about a quarter of a mile) because they would not stop acting like wild animals in the car (arguing, screaming, etc). It never happened again. I could just pull over and they’d stop immediately.” – Patti.

The Empty Room“My kids refused to clean the play room, so I took everything out while they were sleeping. When they woke up, they had an empty room with empty shelves. But it totally backfired. They thanked me for cleaning and then played in the empty room with their blankies. It was about 6 months before they even asked about the stuff I had taken away!” – Allison. The Butt Naked Runaway“I once told my mom, in the midst of a giant fight, that I was going to run away.

She told me that was fine, but if I wanted to leave I had to leave her world exactly the same way I came in…. When she demanded I take off my clothes and go outside….

I sluggishly made my way right back to my room…fully clothed.” – Sarah. The Canceled Birthday Party“We canceled my son’s birthday one year when he was caught stealing from school. He got some clothes we had already bought but that’s it. No party and no toys.” – Lisa. Worse than the Canceled Birthday Party“Instead of canceling my party, my mom moved it outside our house and I was not invited. I got to sit inside by the glass door, watching my friends play and eat my cake.

All the presents went back to my friends too.” – Valerie. Family Cottage Denial“My kids had been invited to spend the night at the family cottage with one of my aunts and some cousins. I had packed everything up in the car to take them and we were on our way out the door when they started behaving badly. I warned them repeatedly to stop back talking but they did not.

The last warning had included the threat of “if you don’t stop, you are not going” and I had to follow through. It was meltdown city but at 7 and 5 years old they were definitely able to grasp the concept of consequences. Needless to say, they were much better behaved after that and were able to go the next day with much corrected attitudes.” – Carinn. Scrapping the Sleepover“Just last night, I cancelled my 8 year- old’s birthday sleepover. I felt bad, especially because I knew her friends would be disappointed and I knew I was possibly changing their parents plans for the evening. But I had given my daughter several warnings that if she didn’t stop being sassy and rude, I would cancel it.

I finally stopped giving the warnings and just sent out the message to the other parents.” – Anne. Disney World Denial“My daughter was kicking the back of my chair really hard on the way to Disney World. I told her 1. 00. X to stop. Even took her shoes. I told her if she kicked my chair one more time, we were turning the car around. My husband looked at me like, “Why did you say that???” because he thought I would never follow through. She gave me one last grand kick and we turned the car around.

We had even made it to the parking lot and were meeting friends there. I texted them that we weren’t going in. I get mad just thinking about it.” – Caroline. Dishes for a Year“I got in some trouble in High School and my mom, who didn’t believe in grounding, made me do dishes every night for a year.

I could still do anything I wanted, as long as I was home every night to do the dishes.” – Justine. Wearing Pajamas  to School“I was tired of having to yell at my daughter to get ready for school. One day, after several warnings, I made her go downstairs (a bit early, but she didn’t realize it), put on her shoes and jacket while she was still in her pajamas. She was so upset, begging to be allowed to go back upstairs to get dressed. I gave her a “final chance” (since it was still technically earlier than she had to leave) and she ran up and got dressed in record time.

I haven’t had to yell at her over it since.” – Melissa. No blue eye shadow for you!“When I was in high school, my mom took away all my makeup for one month. Every last mascara, tacky eye shadow, lip gloss, EVERYTHING. For a 1. 5 year old girl, it was pretty devastating.” – Amy. UNICORN DREAMS DASHED“During a hitting phase at age 3, I made a rule that if my daughter hit anyone, we would leave immediately. We went to a birthday party where she and another child had a disagreement, and my daughter hit her. So, we left. As we were leaving, the ponies dressed as Unicorns showed up.

Yes, we still left, but those horsicorns upped the consequence to a crazy and unexpected level. And yes, the birthday party was at a mansion and over the top. I mean UNICORNS!).

I just kept telling myself to stay strong. She no longer hits.” – Carrie. No Christmas. My mom told me one year, if I didn’t clean my room I couldn’t have a Christmas.

And I didn’t. I couldn’t go to Christmas Eve Service at church and I was allowed to open my presents on Christmas morning but I couldn’t take them out of the box or play with them. When the present opening was over, I had to go up to my room until it was clean. I just lay on my bed crying because I could hear my brother running around downstairs playing with all his new toys. By the time my mom brought up my breakfast, my room was clean.” – Nelly. Sesame Sorrow“I was taking the kids to Sesame Place with two friends and their kids.

Ohhh.. mommy," I Groaned by scouries. Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa, Teenagers, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Incest, Mother, Son, Brother, Daughter, First, Pregnancy, Size, . Desc: Erotica Sex Story: Patty, a young coed, discovers that Bobby, her 1. University. Is he fucking his cute girlfriend Cathy? How big is he anyway? Does she really want him to take her virginity?

And does her mom want Bobby too? Want his baby? Read on.. Do you think they've been doing it?""Doing what?" her mother asked."Cathy and Bobby. Do you think they're.. PATTY!""What? Look at them mom.. They're far too young.""Gina thinks they're doing it.

Her sister was in their class this year.""He's still a virgin," the mother insisted as she watched her son Bobby and his girlfriend Cathy kissing through the kitchen window. When did you see Gina anyway?""She got home from school on Sunday. She says her sister told her that Bobby's the hottest guy in her class. All the girls like him.""That doesn't mean he's sleeping with anyone. Cathy's a nice young girl.""She's a cheerleader, a blond.""So that's why you're mad," Patty's mom said laughing.

Gosh, you're the prettiest girl in town and you're jealous of your little brother's girlfriend," she teased her daughter."I'm not.. I'm still..""There's no hurry sweetie," her mom said as she put her arm around her shoulders, "you'll find Prince Charming one of these days.""Yeah right, like when I'm a thirty year old 'old maid'.""Stop complaining, you've got more boys chasing after you than any of your friends.""I know ma," she sighed. But I still think those two are screwing.""They're not! And your vocabulary certainly hasn't improved since you went off to University.""I'm going to ask Bobby.""Don't you dare.""And I don't think Bobby's that little..

I mean it was just something Gina said," Patty replied, blushing again."What'd she say now?" her mom interrupted."Do you think Bobby's big? You know.. his penis.""That's disgusting! Talking about your little brothers penis.""I know.. Still, Gina's sister told her that Bobby's got a reputation.

A beeeeg reputation," Patty added grinning as she held her hands a foot apart."In my day girls didn't talk about boys penises.""Hah! You had me when you were seventeen. You must have known something about them back in the old days," Patty answered with a big grin. Blushing back, the tall, dark haired thirty- six year old mother answered, "Not enough. I was pregnant before I knew what was happening.""Yeah, but look, you had me," her daughter smiled in response."Luckiest day in my life," her mom laughed, hugging her daughter tighter."I love you ma. Gosh, I really don't want to go back to school next fall..

I missed you so much this year.""I missed you too Patty.. Now come on, let's have lunch; it's time to leave the lovers alone.""So you don't know if he's big," Patty persisted as they turned away from the window."I haven't seen your brother naked since he was about eight," her mother lied. And it was teensy then," she laughed as she wiggled her little finger.

But she knew she'd never forget the image that was burned into her brain. Her son, asleep, naked on top of his sheets, his blood filled cock thrusting angrily upwards."I don't think it's that size now," Patty answered laughing."His dad..

His huge erection had mesmerized her for minutes before she'd finally slipped away."What? He was? How big? Mum.""Hi Mrs. Coursey, hi Patty," Bobby's girlfriend said with a big smile when she and Bobby came into the kitchen fifteen minutes later."Hi honey," "Hi Cathy," the two women answered. The three women talked for minutes as Bobby hovered in the background. Watch In The Name Of The King: Two Worlds Online Etonline.

And he couldn't stop the thought that came to him as he watched his blond girlfriend standing between his mom and sister. It was an idea that had insidiously invaded his conscious mind when he'd first become aware of females as sexual creatures years ago. It was a thought that had never left him completely since. Simply stated it was an acknowledgement that he found both his sister and mother more exciting than any other woman he'd ever seen. He'd hoped that maybe with Patty away at school, and that with his recent sexual explorations, that his sexual desires, shit, his lust, for his mom and sis would fade. But just watching Cathy next to them, even as he remembered the ecstasy he always felt when buried deep inside of his girlfriend, he knew she simply couldn't compare."No date tonight?" Bobby asked his sister when he entered the den and found her curled up under a blanket on the sofa later that night."No..

I'm just going to watch a movie. You see Cathy off?""Yeah..

Where's mom?""She went over to see Millie, said she'd be back by midnight. Are you all packed?""Yup. Watcha watching anyway? You mind me joining you?" he asked as flopped down on the sofa next to her."Sure, c'mon on," she offered as she lifted the blanket that was covering her."Sexy..

Bobby said with a whistle when he saw his sister was just wearing a low cut tank top that reached down to just cover her waist."Yeah right. Miss Sexy with no boyfriend," she groused as she nestled comfortably against her brother, her full breasts leaking from their thin cover."Poor girl," he answered as he tousled her hair, his eyes watching the movement under her shirt."You'll miss Cathy a lot, won't you?" Patty asked her brother wistfully. The Coursey's were leaving the next day for their annual four week vacation at the family cottage on the ocean."Not so much," he finally answered softly. Besides, I'll have you and mom all to myself for a month. What man could ask for more," he teased."Yeah sure..

Bobby, do you two do it?" she asked timidly."What?""You know."God, had his older sister had just asked him if he was having sex. He could feel the blood rushing to his cock, could feel Patty's breast against his arm, could feel her leg curled against his.. Watch The Lost Future Dailymotion.

Yes," he finally answered, whispering in her ear."I knew it," she mumbled almost inaudibly. God, you're so young.""I'm eighteen. I'm a man," he insisted as he put his arm around her and hugged her."Yeah right. How long have you been..""Doing it?" he interrupted.

A while.""Do you like it?""You must know," he answered as he caressed her arm, his eyes furtively sneaking more looks down her top. His cock was rock hard as he caught a glimpse of her nipples, thick, hard, dark stubs so unlike his girlfriends. So?" he asked when she didn't respond."I'm a virgin," she whispered."Liar," her stunned brother spat out."I am," she insisted."But what about all your boyfriends.. Johnny, Ricky.. Sid? Christ you two went out for months. You're almost twenty."Seeing her slowly shake her head he added, "We all thought you were the hottest girl in school..

Who did?""All my buddies. When we were sophomores and you were a senior.. I ever..""Those perverts! What'd you tell them?""Bobby!" she insisted when he started grinning."I may have exaggerated, made up a bit," her brother finally said chuckling."What'd you say?""Oh.. I'd seen you in a little skimpy yellow lace bra.. I saw you making out with your boyfriend.. I'd seen your breasts, your nipples..

I saw you naked after a shower.. Bobby answered grinning, ticking off each of his points on his fingers."You pig!""They loved it.

You were the most popular girl in the whole school for my friends. They always wanted to hear my latest story. They were always staring at you in the cafeteria or when they saw you in the hall.. How'd you know what my underwear was like?" she demanded."I checked..

You went in my drawer? You touched my underwear?""I didn't say that," he answered but she knew he had."You didn't show anyone..

And then, after not getting any answer from her brother, added, "You're horrible." But even as she said the words she wondered if he'd ever put a pair of her panties on his penis, rubbed it, put his cum on them. Felt a little shudder between her legs."Was it Cathy's first time too? When you did it for the first time?" she finally asked.